I Am SO Happy I Am NOT Gay!

Being gay seems like a lot of work.  I'm already black and female; I don't need anything else to add to the stresses of life.  I watch my best friend go through it, and it sucks major ass.  I don't envy her life.  I don't have the energy to put on my cape, channel my superhuman powers, and battle ignorant, racist, chauvinistic, AND homophobic evildoers on a daily basis.  

I support the LGBT community when I can (just as I do with any other disenfranchised group) and often find myself defending them against bullshit.  Still, it's easier to defend the bullied, than to be the bullied.  Seriously, I'd rather have a V8.  

If you're gay, doing your thing, and loving it, you get MUCH respect for me.  If you're still struggling with it, I wish you the best of luck.  I know it gets hard, but don't let the ignorance defeat you.  You're better than that.

/end rant